About Me

My name is Austin Smith and I am addicted to PC Games. My recent studies have concluded there is no rehab for PC Games. There should be though. It's like crack, only worse. Also, legal.

I live in Omaha, Nebraska. There really isn't much to do here, but it isn't what you might picture it as. I don't wear overalls and chew on a piece of straw. I don't drive tractors around a pig farm. And I certainly don't talk like a hick, despite what you may think. I live in a big city (in my opinion). There are no cows in my town. The population is over 20, infact it's about 400,000.

What I do mostly is, you guessed it, play games. I also do other things though, like eat and sleep. But i have developed a reputation of replacing those with games. I am no freak either. There are lots of people who play video games nonstop. So don't worry about me, I won't end up like that guy who passed out and died of exhaustion after playing Starcraft for 48 hours straight.

My Current GameList:

Call of Duty 2
Counter-Strike: Source
Day of Defeat: Source
Half-Life 2
Half-Life: Source
Red Orchestra
Oblivion

I do go to school. I go to Northwwest highschool. I get A's, but mostly B's. I try to avoid any C's or D's at all costs. I want to do something with somputers when I am older. It would rock ending up developing Half-Life 4 or something. I just want a small (CLEAN) Apartment in the city, in a NICE area. I do not want to marry, marring sucks. 99% of people who get married regret it. I'd much rather have just a girlfriend who didn't live with me. Maybe when I'm like 40 and I have nothing better to do than watch kids grow. Yikes, that would suck!

I do watch TV sometimes. My favorite channels are G4 and the National Geographic Channel. I only watch TV late at night when my body is too tired to focus on gaming, yet my insomnia is still in effect. I hate MTV. There's hardly even any music, it's just a bunch of reality tv except it isn't real, because they are either rich girls or guys with huge muscles beating up women. I hate the most of the hosts on G4, too, they are a bunch of sarcastic assholes. They make fun of everyone who asks them questions, even though what they say isn't even funny. Their voices remind me of my 8th grade student teacher. With the highs and the lows.

My sexual orientation is straight. I love women (this must hint that i am a guy). They are hard too not look at. Well actualy, alot of them are hard to look at. Most girls these days are obese and if they aren't obese they look really fucked up. But that doesn't mean I go around making grotesque faces at them acting like i'm gonna throw up. I usually treat people with alot of respect unless they don't give me any.

I don't care what other people think of me. If you somehow manage to hate me, I really don't care. I will be friendly to you if you are friendly to me though.

Well, that's me. If you want me to add anything to this section <a href="mailto:evipod@gmail.com">email me</a>.